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When boys touch girls

on October 11, 2005

“Daddy, can I ask you a question?”

“Sure, doodle, what's up?”

“What happens when boys touch girls?”

**silence**  **me desperately trying to smother hysterical laughter and feeling very relieved that it isn't me answering the question**

“Well, honey, do you mean a nice touch?  or a mean touch?”

“A mean touch.”

“A mean touch?”  more stalling…

“Yah, when a boy touches a girl with a mean touch does her skin burn off?”

“Well, uh, er, uh…”

“Does her skin fall off?”

“Well, no, but it's not nice for a boy to touch a girl in a mean way, OR for a girl to touch a boy in a mean way.  We should all use gentle touches.”


“And if a boy touches a girl in a mean way then they should tell their momma or their daddy about it.”

“Can I have a cupcake?”

“sure.” ((I'm positive that here the daddy was thinking, “you can have anything you want if you just stop it with the hard questions, already!!))

And it begins…


Oh, thanks Auntie Glenna and Auntie Ashley.  Next time we'll have her phone you!


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